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12.06.2025 04:59

Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
No way
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No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors